Sneaker Snatcher Gifts

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

Music downloads

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

The ambush.

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

Man says his pockets aren't big enough to fit a lady's tennis shoes.

Cookie Thief

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'