Sneaker Crowd Gifts

What do your shoes say about you?

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

You shouldn't sell any chemical lawn products, dad! I only carry a few for the bottom line. You peddle poison for profits? The new sneakers you want aren't cheap, kiddo. Then I won't get the shoes. Ok, ok. I'll consider getting rid of the chemicals. Who knew reducing my carbon footprint meant going without shoes.

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

Man says his pockets aren't big enough to fit a lady's tennis shoes.

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'If I have to buy my sneakers with MY money, doesn't that blur the line between allowance and support.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."