Sneaker Crowd Pillows

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

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"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

Man says his pockets aren't big enough to fit a lady's tennis shoes.

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'If I have to buy my sneakers with MY money, doesn't that blur the line between allowance and support.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

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