Sneakerheads Pillows

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'Eat your heart out, Firefly! -- I've got sneakers that light up!'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Early Night Club

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'If I have to buy my sneakers with MY money, doesn't that blur the line between allowance and support.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Blogging Shoes

A chameleon deciding which colour shoes it likes.