Sneakerhead Monk Pillows

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Computer literate Monk

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

Gracebook.

'If I have to buy my sneakers with MY money, doesn't that blur the line between allowance and support.'

Blogging Shoes

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

Sports Day at the Monastery

Extreme Makeover: Old Woman Who Lives in a Basketball Shoe Edition.

"I have a personal trainer."

A chameleon deciding which colour shoes it likes.

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

Patent Office. A credit card chip embedded in sneakers? How would you make a purchase? Swipe your feet!