Sneakerhead Monk Mugs

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

Computer literate Monk

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'If I have to buy my sneakers with MY money, doesn't that blur the line between allowance and support.'

Sports Day at the Monastery

Blogging Shoes

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

Extreme Makeover: Old Woman Who Lives in a Basketball Shoe Edition.

"I have a personal trainer."

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

A chameleon deciding which colour shoes it likes.