Sneakerhead With A Twist Mugs

Air Jim Jordans

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

The ready to do a runner asylum sneaker - made in Australia, wanted in Sweden, despised in the US . . .

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

'Headmaster I'd like to report Biggins and Small who were caught this morning consuming trans-fats behind the bicycle shed.'

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'If I have to buy my sneakers with MY money, doesn't that blur the line between allowance and support.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Blogging Shoes

A chameleon deciding which colour shoes it likes.