Sneakerhead Strategist Mugs

"This will help us stay one step ahead of the bank regulators."

Chez Nous Menu

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

Making healthy eating bearable.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Guac-A-Mole"

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'