Sneakerhead With A Twist Gifts

Air Jim Jordans

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

The ready to do a runner asylum sneaker - made in Australia, wanted in Sweden, despised in the US . . .

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Got to have a pair of those!"

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

'Headmaster I'd like to report Biggins and Small who were caught this morning consuming trans-fats behind the bicycle shed.'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'If I have to buy my sneakers with MY money, doesn't that blur the line between allowance and support.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Blogging Shoes

"I have a personal trainer."

Extreme Makeover: Old Woman Who Lives in a Basketball Shoe Edition.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

A chameleon deciding which colour shoes it likes.