Sneakerhead In Training Gifts

'If I have to buy my sneakers with MY money, doesn't that blur the line between allowance and support.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

"Do as many study days as you can."

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Blogging Shoes

"I have a personal trainer."

A chameleon deciding which colour shoes it likes.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"