Sneakerhead In Training T-Shirts

'If I have to buy my sneakers with MY money, doesn't that blur the line between allowance and support.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

You shouldn't sell any chemical lawn products, dad! I only carry a few for the bottom line. You peddle poison for profits? The new sneakers you want aren't cheap, kiddo. Then I won't get the shoes. Ok, ok. I'll consider getting rid of the chemicals. Who knew reducing my carbon footprint meant going without shoes.

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Do as many study days as you can."

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Blogging Shoes

Can I help you? I need some sneakers. Sale. Okay. We've got ones for running, jogging, walking, basketball, tennis, pickleball, hiking, cross-training, golf, bowling, volleyball, squash, badminton, jumproping, racquetball, skateboarding, climbing. What activity best describes your needs? What do you think, Ernie? Was "ottomanning" a choice?

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"

A chameleon deciding which colour shoes it likes.

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'