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"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'If I have to buy my sneakers with MY money, doesn't that blur the line between allowance and support.'

Blogging Shoes

"I have a personal trainer."

Extreme Makeover: Old Woman Who Lives in a Basketball Shoe Edition.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

A chameleon deciding which colour shoes it likes.