Sneakerhead Gifts

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Try them on HERE before you buy online.'

Trainers for actually playing sport in.

New Shoes.

"No -- she'll just use it to buy more shoes."

'Don't bother with the box - I'll be running out the shop without paying.'

Running Shoes: 'They should be back soon.'

Blogging Shoes

"Thanks to new insole technology, you can walk all over people and never feel a thing."

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

The Taming of the Shoe

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'I'm sorry - they don't make shoes this big.'

Signs that your sneakers are far too expensive. . .

'Your trainers really whiff.' - 'Yeah, they're awful, aren't they?!' - 'Do something about !!!' - 'Oh, I see...'

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Mercury gives Perseus the magic winged sandals.

'I see that wearing underwear endorsed by Michael Jordan has done nothing for your jump shot.'

Five-year or 5,000-mile heel-to-toe warranty with 24-hour roadside assistance.

'Got anything in a size 10?'

Running shoes and condoms.

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'We generally recommend the you do this several times a year - especially if it's an older basketball shoe,,,'

'Don't mess with that guy -- he's an athletic shoe!'

"Are those Air-Soles?" "No, he's got his own pair."

"Oh no! A bonafide runner!"

"Is this a good shoe for sitting?"

"Has your sole been saved? I have some literature I'd like to share with you."

Evolution

"Athletic shoes please. I live life in the fast lane!"

"Air Tokyos."

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."