Sneakerhead Gifts

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Try them on HERE before you buy online.'

Trainers for actually playing sport in.

New Shoes.

"No -- she'll just use it to buy more shoes."

'Don't bother with the box - I'll be running out the shop without paying.'

Running Shoes: 'They should be back soon.'

Blogging Shoes

"Thanks to new insole technology, you can walk all over people and never feel a thing."

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

The Taming of the Shoe

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"I'm not sure if I want the ones endorsed by a controversial figure or the ones being boycotted."

'Reebok, Adidas or Nike - It's a tough one isn't it, people'

Mercury gives Perseus the magic winged sandals.

Evolution

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

"How come Cruz can get shoes like this and I can't?"

'Oh, come on! I'm wearing three pairs of, Gucci and one pair of trainers!'

"Air Tokyos."

Signs that your sneakers are far too expensive. . .

'Your trainers really whiff.' - 'Yeah, they're awful, aren't they?!' - 'Do something about !!!' - 'Oh, I see...'

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'I see that wearing underwear endorsed by Michael Jordan has done nothing for your jump shot.'

'I'm sorry - they don't make shoes this big.'

Five-year or 5,000-mile heel-to-toe warranty with 24-hour roadside assistance.

'Got anything in a size 10?'

Running shoes and condoms.

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'We generally recommend the you do this several times a year - especially if it's an older basketball shoe,,,'

'Don't mess with that guy -- he's an athletic shoe!'

"Are those Air-Soles?" "No, he's got his own pair."