Sporty Sneakerhead Gifts

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'If I have to buy my sneakers with MY money, doesn't that blur the line between allowance and support.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Blogging Shoes

Extreme Makeover: Old Woman Who Lives in a Basketball Shoe Edition.

"I have a personal trainer."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

A chameleon deciding which colour shoes it likes.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'