Sneakerhead With A Soft Heart Gifts

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

"I know. I miss him, too."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"Got to have a pair of those!"

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'If I have to buy my sneakers with MY money, doesn't that blur the line between allowance and support.'

Blogging Shoes

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Extreme Makeover: Old Woman Who Lives in a Basketball Shoe Edition.

A chameleon deciding which colour shoes it likes.