Sneakerhead With A Soft Heart Pillows

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

"I know. I miss him, too."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

"Got to have a pair of those!"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'If I have to buy my sneakers with MY money, doesn't that blur the line between allowance and support.'

Blogging Shoes

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

A chameleon deciding which colour shoes it likes.