Sneakerhead With A Conscience Pillows

"How are the human rights on these?"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

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"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'If I have to buy my sneakers with MY money, doesn't that blur the line between allowance and support.'

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A chameleon deciding which colour shoes it likes.