Sneaker Head Gifts

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

'Headmaster I'd like to report Biggins and Small who were caught this morning consuming trans-fats behind the bicycle shed.'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'If I have to buy my sneakers with MY money, doesn't that blur the line between allowance and support.'

Blogging Shoes

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"I have a personal trainer."

Extreme Makeover: Old Woman Who Lives in a Basketball Shoe Edition.

A chameleon deciding which colour shoes it likes.