Sneakerhead Horse Rider Gifts

Mary recycles her brother's old basketball sneakers.

Seagiraffes

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Alarmistclock

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

'If I have to buy my sneakers with MY money, doesn't that blur the line between allowance and support.'

Blogging Shoes

"I have a personal trainer."

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"

A chameleon deciding which colour shoes it likes.

Extreme Makeover: Old Woman Who Lives in a Basketball Shoe Edition.

Patent Office. A credit card chip embedded in sneakers? How would you make a purchase? Swipe your feet!

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'