Sneakerhead Horse Rider Pillows

Mary recycles her brother's old basketball sneakers.

Seagiraffes

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Alarmistclock

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

'If I have to buy my sneakers with MY money, doesn't that blur the line between allowance and support.'

Blogging Shoes

Extreme Makeover: Old Woman Who Lives in a Basketball Shoe Edition.

"I have a personal trainer."

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

A chameleon deciding which colour shoes it likes.

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'