Sneakerhead Adventurer Gifts

Compass on Trainers

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'If I have to buy my sneakers with MY money, doesn't that blur the line between allowance and support.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Blogging Shoes

"I have a personal trainer."

Extreme Makeover: Old Woman Who Lives in a Basketball Shoe Edition.

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

A chameleon deciding which colour shoes it likes.

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'