Sneakerhead Adventurer Prints

Compass on Trainers

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"Got to have a pair of those!"

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'If I have to buy my sneakers with MY money, doesn't that blur the line between allowance and support.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Blogging Shoes

"I have a personal trainer."

Extreme Makeover: Old Woman Who Lives in a Basketball Shoe Edition.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

A chameleon deciding which colour shoes it likes.

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'