Sneaker Enthusiast Gifts

"Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home."

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'If they're not for running, jogging, hiking, pilates, yoga, climbing... what are they for?' 'Just wearing.'

Snail Shoes

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

Welcome to Pasadena. Little old ladies in sneakers are not allowed.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'I lost my sneaker contract.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'Sorry, pal. No trainers.'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I stand corrected."

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'Best to keep downwind.'