Sneaker Enthusiast Gifts

"Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home."

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'If they're not for running, jogging, hiking, pilates, yoga, climbing... what are they for?' 'Just wearing.'

Snail Shoes

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sketcher?'

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

'Wow! I feel like a kid in a sweat shop.'

Welcome to Pasadena. Little old ladies in sneakers are not allowed.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'I lost my sneaker contract.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'Sorry, pal. No trainers.'

How bad can the economy be with this many styles of sneaker socks?

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I stand corrected."

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic