Sneaker Enthusiasts Gifts

"There are our running shoes and these are our running shoes for running."

Reclining nude with black sneakers

'The deceased was a member of their running club.'

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

Consenting Adults.

'Best to keep downwind.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Crocodile Shoes

'We live in a designer trainer.'

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.