Sneaker Collecting Gifts

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

'If they're not for running, jogging, hiking, pilates, yoga, climbing... what are they for?' 'Just wearing.'

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

"I'm not sure if I want the ones endorsed by a controversial figure or the ones being boycotted."

"There are our running shoes and these are our running shoes for running."

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

Man says his pockets aren't big enough to fit a lady's tennis shoes.

'I lost my sneaker contract.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

Signs that your sneakers are far too expensive. . .

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Fetch.'

A women in a shoeshop.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Great British Eccentrics.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

Robot Jogger

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Shoes Make The Man

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Flight Socks.

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'