Sneaker Collecting T-Shirts

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

'If they're not for running, jogging, hiking, pilates, yoga, climbing... what are they for?' 'Just wearing.'

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

"There are our running shoes and these are our running shoes for running."

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

Man says his pockets aren't big enough to fit a lady's tennis shoes.

'I lost my sneaker contract.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

Signs that your sneakers are far too expensive. . .

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Fetch.'

A women in a shoeshop.

Great British Eccentrics.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

Flight Socks.

'Best to keep downwind.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'He got a hole in one today.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"Got to have a pair of those!"