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Running Shoes: 'They should be back soon.'

Compass on Trainers

Jane Air

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'Don't mess with that guy -- he's an athletic shoe!'

'Eat your heart out, Firefly! -- I've got sneakers that light up!'

"Air Tokyos."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

Great British Eccentrics.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Flight Socks.

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'He got a hole in one today.'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

Crocodile Shoes

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."