Collecting Sneakers Gifts

Running Shoes: 'They should be back soon.'

Compass on Trainers

Jane Air

"Got to have a pair of those!"

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

'Don't mess with that guy -- he's an athletic shoe!'

'Eat your heart out, Firefly! -- I've got sneakers that light up!'

"Air Tokyos."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Great British Eccentrics.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

Robot Jogger

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

Shoes Make The Man

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Flight Socks.

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'He got a hole in one today.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'