Sneaker Collector Gifts

'Yeah. A bit over-the-top for a guy who wouldn't run if he were being chased by a pack of wild dogs in a hailstrom, but very nice.'

"I'm asking Papi for $30 to buy this science kit!"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

Shoes Make The Man

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

Crocodile Shoes

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"Got to have a pair of those!"

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."