Sneaker Collector Mugs

You shouldn't sell any chemical lawn products, dad! I only carry a few for the bottom line. You peddle poison for profits? The new sneakers you want aren't cheap, kiddo. Then I won't get the shoes. Ok, ok. I'll consider getting rid of the chemicals. Who knew reducing my carbon footprint meant going without shoes.

'Yeah. A bit over-the-top for a guy who wouldn't run if he were being chased by a pack of wild dogs in a hailstrom, but very nice.'

The thieves were determined to sabotage the football club's training sessions.

"I'm asking Papi for $30 to buy this science kit!"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Robot Jogger

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"Got to have a pair of those!"