Sneaker Collection Mugs

Role Reversal Horseshoe Game

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Do you do much walking?"

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Best to keep downwind.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"I think we're in luck!"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

The best racehorses have the best trainers