Footwear Collecting Mugs

Soulmates.

'Got anything in a size 10?'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

Crocodile Shoes

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"Got to have a pair of those!"