Sneaker Collection Pillows

Role Reversal Horseshoe Game

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

A women in a shoeshop.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Robot Jogger

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Best to keep downwind.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

You shouldn't sell any chemical lawn products, dad! I only carry a few for the bottom line. You peddle poison for profits? The new sneakers you want aren't cheap, kiddo. Then I won't get the shoes. Ok, ok. I'll consider getting rid of the chemicals. Who knew reducing my carbon footprint meant going without shoes.

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"I think we're in luck!"

"Yes, I'm sure it's my glass slipper - arch supports, odor-eaters, and you can see where I chipped away some glass for my bunions."

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'