Sneaker Aficionado Gifts

Role Reversal Horseshoe Game

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I stand corrected."

Mister Pretty Shoes

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Bobbies library of jeans

Vivienne Westwood

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"You're right. They do taste funny."

Consenting Adults.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'