Sneaker Aficionado Gifts

Role Reversal Horseshoe Game

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

Bobbies library of jeans

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

Consenting Adults.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'