Shoe Shopping Aficionado Gifts

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my old shoes."

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

"Do they make my feet look big?"

'I only planned to buy one pair of shoes, but I'm a victim of mission creep.'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

High security Santa's grotto

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Online Shopping.

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

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"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Consenting Adults.

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."