Shoe Shopping Aficionado Prints

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my old shoes."

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

"Do they make my feet look big?"

'I only planned to buy one pair of shoes, but I'm a victim of mission creep.'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

High security Santa's grotto

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Online Shopping.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

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"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Consenting Adults.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

Casting out the Shoe Devil.