Sandwich Snacker Pillows

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Super Heroes.

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"The bagels are better in New York."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Jelly I.V.

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Do you want fries with that?"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Batman and Reuben

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

The Troposhere

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"We grind our own catnip."

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

Evolution explained.