Cozy Snacker Pillows

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Breakfast surreal.

"You're the sport on my telly"

Bedside Manna.

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"We grind our own catnip."

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

Sushi Cat

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

Self Service, Self Denial

Supermarket Aisles.

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

"Dad, what is a meal?"

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

'Not eucalyptus leaves again!'

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'If I collapse there's a cherry danish in my lunchbox.'