Casual Snacker Pillows

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Super Heroes.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"The bagels are better in New York."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Breakfast surreal.

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

"We grind our own catnip."

Lady has a coffee break.

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

Self Service, Self Denial

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

Supermarket Aisles.

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

Sometimes, instead of one big meal, I prefer tapas.

'Not eucalyptus leaves again!'

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

"Dad, what is a meal?"