Casual Snackers Pillows

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Super Heroes.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Breakfast surreal.

Inactive wear store.

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

Lady has a coffee break.

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

Use it or lose it.

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"No, I will not 'beep, beep, beep' when I back up."

Pre Opera Dinners

Supermarket Aisles.

"In time you will come to see that Football is ballet with taco chips."

"This is doing nothing for my abs."