Casual Snackers Gifts

Can I use your wi-fi? Of course. Did you buy something? In a manner of speaking. I bought a Snickers bar last month at the 7-11 over in Candorville. So I'm basically a paying customer. I'm not following. My money went to pay the clerk's salary. A few days later, that clerk bought a magazine at a newsstand. The proprietor of the newsstand later used that money when he went to a massage parlor. He tipped the masseuse $65. The masseuse later took a bus to our town, where she bought a latter in this

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Super Heroes.

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Inactive wear store.

Breakfast surreal.

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

Lady has a coffee break.

Ignorance and Bliss

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

Moses after forty years in the desserts...

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

Yes, mom, I'm sure his mom brought the post-fight juice boxes.

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

Use it or lose it.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

Pre Opera Dinners

"In time you will come to see that Football is ballet with taco chips."

"No, I will not 'beep, beep, beep' when I back up."

Supermarket Aisles.

"This is doing nothing for my abs."