Casual Muncher Gifts

"No, honesty Billy. . . they don't use real dogs in them!"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Babies who Lunch.

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Ignorance and Bliss

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Meditation Munchies

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'