Habitual Muncher Gifts

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Babies who Lunch.

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

Lady has a coffee break.

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

How do you like the new suit?

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

Diet Enforcer

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

Meditation Munchies

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

Vegan Voldemort

"So … ribs for lunch?"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

"Aw. I thought you said Pizza tonight."

Actually, it's healthier to eat smaller meals more often throughout the day.

'I'd like the low-cal enchiladas, the low-sodium corn chips, and the diet margarita.'

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

"I'm starting my diet today."

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

"No, honesty Billy. . . they don't use real dogs in them!"