Indecisive Muncher Gifts

Vending machine has options of THIS, THAT, HEM HAW.

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Bad for you but to die for

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'Just too many choices.'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

Babies who Lunch.

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'Decisions, decisions!'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

Meditation Munchies

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

Actually, it's healthier to eat smaller meals more often throughout the day.

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'