Mischievous Meal Muncher Gifts

Babies who Lunch.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Kitchen Kapers

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

"Cemetery Pie"

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

'I can't tell you what's in the stew because it's classified.'

Meditation Munchies

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

"Surprise me."