Mischievous Foodie Gifts

'Have you seen my husband? I left him by the lobster tank a few minutes ago!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

The moat won't keep you from raiding the fridge if you order him to lower the drawbridge.

Babies who Lunch.

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

Misery lit...

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

Bar Refaeli

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

Children playing in a library

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Law Books

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"....My wife and I are strict humanitarians."

Welcome at the Healthful Restaurant. We allow neither cholesterol, GM food, colourings, dust nor guests.

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

From the Big Book of Childhood Realizatons: No. 3,271

The Toast Hunter

Naughty Food

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'