Mischievous Meal Muncher Mugs

Babies who Lunch.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Kitchen Kapers

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

"Cemetery Pie"

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

Meditation Munchies

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

'I can't tell you what's in the stew because it's classified.'

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'