Mindful Muncher Gifts

Buddhist Burgers: 'Make me one with everything'.

"I'm starting my diet today."

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

A meditator begins to crave cake.

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

Meditation Munchies

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'We thank you for this food, but we wish you gave us enough sense to avoid all this cholesterol, salt and all these additives.'

'Hysteria, eh? - Have you been eating a lot of happyfood meals?'

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

'I can't understand it either. I watch my diet carefully but I go right on eating.'

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

Yoga n' Crisps

'I'd like the low-cal enchiladas, the low-sodium corn chips, and the diet margarita.'

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

'Try some -- it's 'om mani padme hummus.''

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

"You have to live with the fact that you can't make the whole world love you!"

All you should eat buffet.

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Actually, it's healthier to eat smaller meals more often throughout the day.

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

"So … ribs for lunch?"

"Honey, could you Google ‘Ram Dass … Be Here Now … granola … symbolism’ for me?"

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'What are you eating now?'

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."