Mindful Munchers Gifts

Consumer Therapy

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'What are you eating now?'

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

Babies who Lunch.

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"Always eat your broccoli."

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

Halal Meat Everywhere Shock!

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

'I'll pay double for half as much.'