Mindful Foodie Gifts

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A Prayer to Share.

"Hunger is an illusion. I'll have a zenwich."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Give quiche a chance!

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'What are you eating now?'

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

"Carpe pizza"

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

"Namasteak"

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Always eat your broccoli."

'To eat or not to eat?'

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

Evolution or Entree

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'